This is kind of how I am feeling today
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Some fine examples...
Hey Preppy Pants!Since I'm on the subject of WTF is up with fashion, I thought I'd post a few visual examples of what should be getting some attention from the stylisically challenged masses. NO 70's sleeves and 80's tunics allowed. No piles of shit that the mall barfed out en mass. Just pure CLASS.
A little office casual. I like.
I NEEDED THIS OUTFIT YESTERDAY!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
WTF is with fashion?
Can someone please reassure me that we are going to be leaving the Joyce DeWitt fashion zone sometime very soon? Cant a girl just buy a normal fucking sweater? Does it have to be styled with butterfly sleeves that look horrible on everyone EXCEPT Joyce because she wore that shit in the actual 70's when they didnt know any better? Another thing...can we please gather up each and every plan and pattern, both past AND future of any garment resembling a tunic, douse it in GAS and light a fucking match? Jeebus fuck! THEY LOOK SHITTY ON EVERYONE. Whatever you do DONT BELT IT. People are all crazy for belting everything. Its a fucking frenzy of over belting.
While we're at it.... someone could make a fortune if they created a halfway house/rehab clinic for over accessorizing addicts. I can barely make out the human figure under all that matching, bedazzled, blinged out, synthetic shine and dangling crap. Its like some kind of optical illusion and it hurts my fucking eyes. PLEASE. Less is more.
Ok, so, match your top, pants, skirt, leggings (gay) boots, socks, gloves, earrings, purse, bag, backpack, head thing, coat, necklace, bracelets, cellphone, then ok go ahead and BELT ALL THAT, then add ten pounds of MORE cheap garbage they're selling at the mall on top of that. Does that make any fucking reasonable fashion sense to anyone? Finishing off said eyesore with a pair of Ugs is not a good thing. Its the fucking kiss of death (i can only hope).
Just FYI, You're killing my brain and making me imagine your head exploding or else I'm trying to light you on fire with the power of my mind. Lets all just breathe and think about what we're doing, shall we? Its almost 2009 for chrissakes. Suburban Baglady as a fashion concept is OUT. Well, unless you're a mafia housewife or a teenager living in St. Vital.
I'd rather just cut a hole in the middle of a moldy old quilt and BELT IT with some dirty nylon rope if this is the way its got to be. Maybe I'll start making my own shoes and wearing Gramps' crusty bathrobe out on the town.
P.S. Dont think I dont like Joyce. I just hate 70's/80's fashion and well, for some reason Joyce just came to mind...She was pretty awesome however, seen below looking smokin'. Why cant we re do THIS instead ?
While we're at it.... someone could make a fortune if they created a halfway house/rehab clinic for over accessorizing addicts. I can barely make out the human figure under all that matching, bedazzled, blinged out, synthetic shine and dangling crap. Its like some kind of optical illusion and it hurts my fucking eyes. PLEASE. Less is more.
Ok, so, match your top, pants, skirt, leggings (gay) boots, socks, gloves, earrings, purse, bag, backpack, head thing, coat, necklace, bracelets, cellphone, then ok go ahead and BELT ALL THAT, then add ten pounds of MORE cheap garbage they're selling at the mall on top of that. Does that make any fucking reasonable fashion sense to anyone? Finishing off said eyesore with a pair of Ugs is not a good thing. Its the fucking kiss of death (i can only hope).
Just FYI, You're killing my brain and making me imagine your head exploding or else I'm trying to light you on fire with the power of my mind. Lets all just breathe and think about what we're doing, shall we? Its almost 2009 for chrissakes. Suburban Baglady as a fashion concept is OUT. Well, unless you're a mafia housewife or a teenager living in St. Vital.
I'd rather just cut a hole in the middle of a moldy old quilt and BELT IT with some dirty nylon rope if this is the way its got to be. Maybe I'll start making my own shoes and wearing Gramps' crusty bathrobe out on the town.
P.S. Dont think I dont like Joyce. I just hate 70's/80's fashion and well, for some reason Joyce just came to mind...She was pretty awesome however, seen below looking smokin'. Why cant we re do THIS instead ?
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