Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Where has Awesome gone?

I have nothing for you, people. I look for Awesome everywhere but lately, Awesome eludes me. Awesome has not returned any of my calls. Awesome is not even hanging out in its usual places! Has anyone seen Awesome? Anything Awesome? Somwhere or something Awesome? Its been awhile since I had anything to do with Awesome. I am beginning to worry a bit. Should I really be worried? I mean, Awesome and I have always been pretty tight. Do you think I did something or said something to offend Awesome? Is it possible that Awesome has just become bored with my affection for it and all things Awesome?
Fuck, I think I need to sit down. This is becoming a full blown crisis, people. I dont mean to alarm anyone but, think this over: what will we do without Awesome? WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN AWESOME TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU? Huh? Huh?