I know these are doctored but, if they were real, these kids would be my heros.
Waaaaay better than a stupid punk ass baking soda volcano!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Best science fair ever!
I know these are doctored but, if they were real, these kids would be my heros.
Waaaaay better than a stupid punk ass baking soda volcano!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
VH1 can eat a dick
Well, thats saying it in words that they can unnerstan!
Sorry, Reality TV junkies (ha! "reality" TV? Give me a fucking break!) but, I think its time to drop a bomb on VH1 and its regularly scheduled programming. Lets just wipe that shit stain right off the crotch of our collective underwear ok, please? This "media station" is about as stimulating as a blind date with breath like hot garbage and a perpetual boner. Its almost criminal how dumbed down and how intentionally, obviously offensive everything they produce for public consumption is. Can you jam that shit any further down the yawning maw of the north american loser? 'Cause apparently we're swallowing. Contrary to popular belief VH1, its actually NOT a good idea to give every lower middle class bad mannered barbie/flava flav with a substance abuse problem a soap box. Not a good idea, really.
What can brainless, racsit, loudmouth, physically contorted dumbasses teach anyone? How to be embarrassed for the entire human race. I think we are capable of so much more but when the standards range from Nelly's band aid on the face fashion statement to wackjobs addicted to cosmetic surgery and 12 year olds getting tit jobs, its hard to see the silver lining, get me?
I know what I'll do to make it up to all of you "surreal life" type junkies. Lets make a list of all the people we need to wack and be removed from ever showing thier retarded faces in public ever, ever again. This is the beginning of your crap ass TV rehab people. You'll thank me someday.
Ok, I'll start:
Tyra Banks
ok, now you go.....
Sorry, Reality TV junkies (ha! "reality" TV? Give me a fucking break!) but, I think its time to drop a bomb on VH1 and its regularly scheduled programming. Lets just wipe that shit stain right off the crotch of our collective underwear ok, please? This "media station" is about as stimulating as a blind date with breath like hot garbage and a perpetual boner. Its almost criminal how dumbed down and how intentionally, obviously offensive everything they produce for public consumption is. Can you jam that shit any further down the yawning maw of the north american loser? 'Cause apparently we're swallowing. Contrary to popular belief VH1, its actually NOT a good idea to give every lower middle class bad mannered barbie/flava flav with a substance abuse problem a soap box. Not a good idea, really.
What can brainless, racsit, loudmouth, physically contorted dumbasses teach anyone? How to be embarrassed for the entire human race. I think we are capable of so much more but when the standards range from Nelly's band aid on the face fashion statement to wackjobs addicted to cosmetic surgery and 12 year olds getting tit jobs, its hard to see the silver lining, get me?
I know what I'll do to make it up to all of you "surreal life" type junkies. Lets make a list of all the people we need to wack and be removed from ever showing thier retarded faces in public ever, ever again. This is the beginning of your crap ass TV rehab people. You'll thank me someday.
Ok, I'll start:
Tyra Banks
ok, now you go.....
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Some fine examples...
Hey Preppy Pants!Since I'm on the subject of WTF is up with fashion, I thought I'd post a few visual examples of what should be getting some attention from the stylisically challenged masses. NO 70's sleeves and 80's tunics allowed. No piles of shit that the mall barfed out en mass. Just pure CLASS.
A little office casual. I like.
I NEEDED THIS OUTFIT YESTERDAY!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
WTF is with fashion?
Can someone please reassure me that we are going to be leaving the Joyce DeWitt fashion zone sometime very soon? Cant a girl just buy a normal fucking sweater? Does it have to be styled with butterfly sleeves that look horrible on everyone EXCEPT Joyce because she wore that shit in the actual 70's when they didnt know any better? Another thing...can we please gather up each and every plan and pattern, both past AND future of any garment resembling a tunic, douse it in GAS and light a fucking match? Jeebus fuck! THEY LOOK SHITTY ON EVERYONE. Whatever you do DONT BELT IT. People are all crazy for belting everything. Its a fucking frenzy of over belting.
While we're at it.... someone could make a fortune if they created a halfway house/rehab clinic for over accessorizing addicts. I can barely make out the human figure under all that matching, bedazzled, blinged out, synthetic shine and dangling crap. Its like some kind of optical illusion and it hurts my fucking eyes. PLEASE. Less is more.
Ok, so, match your top, pants, skirt, leggings (gay) boots, socks, gloves, earrings, purse, bag, backpack, head thing, coat, necklace, bracelets, cellphone, then ok go ahead and BELT ALL THAT, then add ten pounds of MORE cheap garbage they're selling at the mall on top of that. Does that make any fucking reasonable fashion sense to anyone? Finishing off said eyesore with a pair of Ugs is not a good thing. Its the fucking kiss of death (i can only hope).
Just FYI, You're killing my brain and making me imagine your head exploding or else I'm trying to light you on fire with the power of my mind. Lets all just breathe and think about what we're doing, shall we? Its almost 2009 for chrissakes. Suburban Baglady as a fashion concept is OUT. Well, unless you're a mafia housewife or a teenager living in St. Vital.
I'd rather just cut a hole in the middle of a moldy old quilt and BELT IT with some dirty nylon rope if this is the way its got to be. Maybe I'll start making my own shoes and wearing Gramps' crusty bathrobe out on the town.
P.S. Dont think I dont like Joyce. I just hate 70's/80's fashion and well, for some reason Joyce just came to mind...She was pretty awesome however, seen below looking smokin'. Why cant we re do THIS instead ?
While we're at it.... someone could make a fortune if they created a halfway house/rehab clinic for over accessorizing addicts. I can barely make out the human figure under all that matching, bedazzled, blinged out, synthetic shine and dangling crap. Its like some kind of optical illusion and it hurts my fucking eyes. PLEASE. Less is more.
Ok, so, match your top, pants, skirt, leggings (gay) boots, socks, gloves, earrings, purse, bag, backpack, head thing, coat, necklace, bracelets, cellphone, then ok go ahead and BELT ALL THAT, then add ten pounds of MORE cheap garbage they're selling at the mall on top of that. Does that make any fucking reasonable fashion sense to anyone? Finishing off said eyesore with a pair of Ugs is not a good thing. Its the fucking kiss of death (i can only hope).
Just FYI, You're killing my brain and making me imagine your head exploding or else I'm trying to light you on fire with the power of my mind. Lets all just breathe and think about what we're doing, shall we? Its almost 2009 for chrissakes. Suburban Baglady as a fashion concept is OUT. Well, unless you're a mafia housewife or a teenager living in St. Vital.
I'd rather just cut a hole in the middle of a moldy old quilt and BELT IT with some dirty nylon rope if this is the way its got to be. Maybe I'll start making my own shoes and wearing Gramps' crusty bathrobe out on the town.
P.S. Dont think I dont like Joyce. I just hate 70's/80's fashion and well, for some reason Joyce just came to mind...She was pretty awesome however, seen below looking smokin'. Why cant we re do THIS instead ?
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Post Exam Jam....
Keane - The lovers are losing (CSS remix)
Hot Chip - Colors (Fred Falke remix)
Ladyhawke - Paris is burning (Alex Gopher remix)
Ratatat - LP3 (all of it!)
Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish
The Bug - Insane ft. Warrior Queen
The Dodos - Park Song
Bright Black Morning Light (all of it!)
Fischerspooner - Dance en france (DIM remix)
Simian Mobile Disco - The Madness of Moths
MGMT - Electric feel
Lil Wayne - A Milli
Cypress Hill - Hits from the bong
Santogold - Creator
Tv on the Radio - Dear Science (all of it)
J. Spaceman and Sun city girls (UBER MELLLLLLLOW)
Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone
Spoon - Dont you evah (remixes)
Holy Fuck - Milkshake
Primal Scream - Cant go back
Destroyer -Blue Flower/Blue Flame
Cass McCoombs - I went to the hospital
Gang Gang Dance - egowar
Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
Mark Mothersbaugh - Hardest Geometry Problem in the World
The National - various selections from "Alligator"
Honorable mention - Bon Iver, The Kooks
I hate physics so much and love music the opposite and its amazing that they are the same thing. I hate that.
Hot Chip - Colors (Fred Falke remix)
Ladyhawke - Paris is burning (Alex Gopher remix)
Ratatat - LP3 (all of it!)
Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish
The Bug - Insane ft. Warrior Queen
The Dodos - Park Song
Bright Black Morning Light (all of it!)
Fischerspooner - Dance en france (DIM remix)
Simian Mobile Disco - The Madness of Moths
MGMT - Electric feel
Lil Wayne - A Milli
Cypress Hill - Hits from the bong
Santogold - Creator
Tv on the Radio - Dear Science (all of it)
J. Spaceman and Sun city girls (UBER MELLLLLLLOW)
Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone
Spoon - Dont you evah (remixes)
Holy Fuck - Milkshake
Primal Scream - Cant go back
Destroyer -Blue Flower/Blue Flame
Cass McCoombs - I went to the hospital
Gang Gang Dance - egowar
Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
Mark Mothersbaugh - Hardest Geometry Problem in the World
The National - various selections from "Alligator"
Honorable mention - Bon Iver, The Kooks
I hate physics so much and love music the opposite and its amazing that they are the same thing. I hate that.
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