If you cant beat 'em, join 'em

So, its completely impossible to NOT hear anything more about Obama blah blahblah, whitehouse, blahblahblah, portugese waterdog, blah, blah. Since visual references are literally, everywhere, I just decided to pick out a few I thought were actually somewhat interesting.....

I see this, I think KISS. Will Obama be kick ass like KISS? Lets hope so, that would be RAD.



This sushi chef in Japan made Obama's face out of black sesame, seaweed, rice, and shrimp. YUM!!!



HAhahahhahahhahahahhahahhah!!!......
'nuff said



Its an Obama Cube! If you go to the website, you can download the plans to make this cube at home! and its FREE.


Anyway, I really dislike politics. I think of it as a Hollywood tangent and that place can fall into the ocean any day as far as I'm concerened but, the title of this post is - "if you cant beat 'em, join 'em" so there you fucking have it.

SHUT UP and

Where has Awesome gone?

I have nothing for you, people. I look for Awesome everywhere but lately, Awesome eludes me. Awesome has not returned any of my calls. Awesome is not even hanging out in its usual places! Has anyone seen Awesome? Anything Awesome? Somwhere or something Awesome? Its been awhile since I had anything to do with Awesome. I am beginning to worry a bit. Should I really be worried? I mean, Awesome and I have always been pretty tight. Do you think I did something or said something to offend Awesome? Is it possible that Awesome has just become bored with my affection for it and all things Awesome?
Fuck, I think I need to sit down. This is becoming a full blown crisis, people. I dont mean to alarm anyone but, think this over: what will we do without Awesome? WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN AWESOME TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU? Huh? Huh?

Bacon flowchart

Best science fair ever!

I know these are doctored but, if they were real, these kids would be my heros.
Waaaaay better than a stupid punk ass baking soda volcano!

VH1 can eat a dick

Well, thats saying it in words that they can unnerstan!
Sorry, Reality TV junkies (ha! "reality" TV? Give me a fucking break!) but, I think its time to drop a bomb on VH1 and its regularly scheduled programming. Lets just wipe that shit stain right off the crotch of our collective underwear ok, please? This "media station" is about as stimulating as a blind date with breath like hot garbage and a perpetual boner. Its almost criminal how dumbed down and how intentionally, obviously offensive everything they produce for public consumption is. Can you jam that shit any further down the yawning maw of the north american loser? 'Cause apparently we're swallowing. Contrary to popular belief VH1, its actually NOT a good idea to give every lower middle class bad mannered barbie/flava flav with a substance abuse problem a soap box. Not a good idea, really.
What can brainless, racsit, loudmouth, physically contorted dumbasses teach anyone? How to be embarrassed for the entire human race. I think we are capable of so much more but when the standards range from Nelly's band aid on the face fashion statement to wackjobs addicted to cosmetic surgery and 12 year olds getting tit jobs, its hard to see the silver lining, get me?
I know what I'll do to make it up to all of you "surreal life" type junkies. Lets make a list of all the people we need to wack and be removed from ever showing thier retarded faces in public ever, ever again. This is the beginning of your crap ass TV rehab people. You'll thank me someday.
Ok, I'll start:
Tyra Banks
ok, now you go.....

Its friday

This is kind of how I am feeling today