The TV show that is a parody of itself.....

ANTM. This has got to be one of the worst. Tyra(nt) Banks is an absolute disgrace. Her team of "professional" judges is Hi-larious. They are so shallow and bitchy I sometimes wonder if they are brilliant actors pulling one over on me or just the most pathetic examples of the American lifeform.
They insult all these young women (some of whom MAY actually derserve it) and then sit there and expect me to take their shit seriously with a haircut like this:



YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
How the hell can he sit there with THAT and ask the public to take him seriously?
But, HMMMMM...something about this looks familiar. Then I found this:



OH I GET IT NOW. This is some kind of transsexual homage to the three stooges!
WOW. If this is what these schmucks are passing off as Couture then I would like to cancel my subscription FOREVER. I laughed so hard at "Miss Jay" unabashedly insulting the talent with that hair that I think I peed just a bit. How did those girls not lose their shit? I wouldnt have been able to compose myself! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES HERE MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS!
This show was worth it for this moment if for nothing else. BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


Update: Apparently, there was a mini riot out side the NYC hotel where auditions are taking place for this farce. Who the hell would want to stand in front of these arseholes and defend themselves so badly that they'd be willing to riot for fucksakes? I really fear for the future of young people on this planet.

Fashion fantasy

Sigh. Stuff I cant afford. I have a huge boner for jumpsuits. Say what you will, but there is nothing like a really good jumpsuit. Sigh.





Gorgeous at only $1400.00! AS IF. I heart very light colored boots.



Zsexy and I bet she can beat the crap out of anyone in this dress.




I guess models dont get paid for good posture.
Too bad 'cause the dress is awesome.




Fucking A. It has a HOOD!!!!!



I love coats. The boots!!!!!!



See, I would wear this with the coat and those boots.



What more can you say? Its a hand knitted Cheeseburger dress.

If you cant beat 'em, join 'em

So, its completely impossible to NOT hear anything more about Obama blah blahblah, whitehouse, blahblahblah, portugese waterdog, blah, blah. Since visual references are literally, everywhere, I just decided to pick out a few I thought were actually somewhat interesting.....

I see this, I think KISS. Will Obama be kick ass like KISS? Lets hope so, that would be RAD.



This sushi chef in Japan made Obama's face out of black sesame, seaweed, rice, and shrimp. YUM!!!



HAhahahhahahhahahahhahahhah!!!......
'nuff said



Its an Obama Cube! If you go to the website, you can download the plans to make this cube at home! and its FREE.


Anyway, I really dislike politics. I think of it as a Hollywood tangent and that place can fall into the ocean any day as far as I'm concerened but, the title of this post is - "if you cant beat 'em, join 'em" so there you fucking have it.

SHUT UP and

Where has Awesome gone?

I have nothing for you, people. I look for Awesome everywhere but lately, Awesome eludes me. Awesome has not returned any of my calls. Awesome is not even hanging out in its usual places! Has anyone seen Awesome? Anything Awesome? Somwhere or something Awesome? Its been awhile since I had anything to do with Awesome. I am beginning to worry a bit. Should I really be worried? I mean, Awesome and I have always been pretty tight. Do you think I did something or said something to offend Awesome? Is it possible that Awesome has just become bored with my affection for it and all things Awesome?
Fuck, I think I need to sit down. This is becoming a full blown crisis, people. I dont mean to alarm anyone but, think this over: what will we do without Awesome? WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN AWESOME TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU? Huh? Huh?

Bacon flowchart

Best science fair ever!

I know these are doctored but, if they were real, these kids would be my heros.
Waaaaay better than a stupid punk ass baking soda volcano!