Best science fair ever!

I know these are doctored but, if they were real, these kids would be my heros.
Waaaaay better than a stupid punk ass baking soda volcano!

VH1 can eat a dick

Well, thats saying it in words that they can unnerstan!
Sorry, Reality TV junkies (ha! "reality" TV? Give me a fucking break!) but, I think its time to drop a bomb on VH1 and its regularly scheduled programming. Lets just wipe that shit stain right off the crotch of our collective underwear ok, please? This "media station" is about as stimulating as a blind date with breath like hot garbage and a perpetual boner. Its almost criminal how dumbed down and how intentionally, obviously offensive everything they produce for public consumption is. Can you jam that shit any further down the yawning maw of the north american loser? 'Cause apparently we're swallowing. Contrary to popular belief VH1, its actually NOT a good idea to give every lower middle class bad mannered barbie/flava flav with a substance abuse problem a soap box. Not a good idea, really.
What can brainless, racsit, loudmouth, physically contorted dumbasses teach anyone? How to be embarrassed for the entire human race. I think we are capable of so much more but when the standards range from Nelly's band aid on the face fashion statement to wackjobs addicted to cosmetic surgery and 12 year olds getting tit jobs, its hard to see the silver lining, get me?
I know what I'll do to make it up to all of you "surreal life" type junkies. Lets make a list of all the people we need to wack and be removed from ever showing thier retarded faces in public ever, ever again. This is the beginning of your crap ass TV rehab people. You'll thank me someday.
Ok, I'll start:
Tyra Banks
ok, now you go.....