The TV show that is a parody of itself.....

ANTM. This has got to be one of the worst. Tyra(nt) Banks is an absolute disgrace. Her team of "professional" judges is Hi-larious. They are so shallow and bitchy I sometimes wonder if they are brilliant actors pulling one over on me or just the most pathetic examples of the American lifeform.
They insult all these young women (some of whom MAY actually derserve it) and then sit there and expect me to take their shit seriously with a haircut like this:



YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
How the hell can he sit there with THAT and ask the public to take him seriously?
But, HMMMMM...something about this looks familiar. Then I found this:



OH I GET IT NOW. This is some kind of transsexual homage to the three stooges!
WOW. If this is what these schmucks are passing off as Couture then I would like to cancel my subscription FOREVER. I laughed so hard at "Miss Jay" unabashedly insulting the talent with that hair that I think I peed just a bit. How did those girls not lose their shit? I wouldnt have been able to compose myself! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES HERE MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS!
This show was worth it for this moment if for nothing else. BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


Update: Apparently, there was a mini riot out side the NYC hotel where auditions are taking place for this farce. Who the hell would want to stand in front of these arseholes and defend themselves so badly that they'd be willing to riot for fucksakes? I really fear for the future of young people on this planet.

Fashion fantasy

Sigh. Stuff I cant afford. I have a huge boner for jumpsuits. Say what you will, but there is nothing like a really good jumpsuit. Sigh.





Gorgeous at only $1400.00! AS IF. I heart very light colored boots.



Zsexy and I bet she can beat the crap out of anyone in this dress.




I guess models dont get paid for good posture.
Too bad 'cause the dress is awesome.




Fucking A. It has a HOOD!!!!!



I love coats. The boots!!!!!!



See, I would wear this with the coat and those boots.



What more can you say? Its a hand knitted Cheeseburger dress.