Dont kill me I have so much to give....

My new heros. I was worried there were no such things anymore. But Lo and Behold, I have been led out of the darkness and into the light (thanks Sugarbeard!)
For honest and true, I think these sirs are genius and I am seriously considering getting a tattoo (just kidding but not really)
and i think I'm in love with Howard Moon, jazz maverick.

Baker's Dozen

Listen up, this is the shit:

1. Adam Arcuragi - She comes to me
2. Timber Timbre - Demon Host
3. Band of Skulls -Death by Diamonds and Pearls
4. The Cave Singers - Beach House
5. Maps - I Dream of Crystal
6. Langhorne Slim - I love you but, Goodbye
7. The Antlers - Bear
8. Patrick Watson - Big Bird in a Small Cage
9. Your Twenties - Billionaires
10. Neon Indian - Deadbeat Summer
11. Kings of Leon vs Lykke Li - Knocked up
12. Atlas Sound - Walkabout
13. The Ravonettes - Breaking Into Cars

I'm right , no? Of course I am.
I wish I was the moon tonight (thanks Neko)

MUSIC RULEZ. Seriously, what would I do without it? I'D DIE

Ahoy-hoy

Use this to get through it...

? LICKS

Get into it peeps, its from 1969.

Topic of the week - OXFORD INVASION

OMG YES.
I know that spring/summer is now over but I cant stop loving these gorgeous gems for my tootsies. I get all crazy about them and start doing baby talk when they are near (well, not really but almost)
When I was a new waver back in the 80's (the ACTUAL 80's NOT the disappointing "retro" 80's phenom), I had a much coveted pair of black suede, delicate, paisley embossed oxfords that I almost never took off. Even for sex and I am so serious. I wore those things OUT.

Now that they are around again, I am so IN LOVE. I recently scored a vintage blue pair that are the abundant envy of hipsters everywhere. They are like children to me, these lovelies - below are some photos of my dream children. In my fantasy life, we live in Europe and walk about bathed in flattering light amongst great art and architecture, accompanied by masculine well dressed accented messy haired hunks who adore us completely and forever. Le double sigh.




Oh and PS: This shit below is a bit much, yes? I am absolutely positive biatch never takes a skateboard anywhere, ever, and her buddy Mad Max cant turn her head to check traffic with those shoulder pads. Where do they think they are, Cirque du Soleil? Where's the midget sidekick ladies? (oh pardon me, I mean to say "little person", no offense intended)

Hey Lady! Theres an anus on your face!

Do you want your lips to resemble an asshole? Seriously, I know its too horrid to even consider but there are people, even people you know, that think this is an acceptable look!
Cant believe it? Well, neither can I. But its true. I'm seeing it a lot lately - the dark lipliner with frosted light lipstick. Its yet another fucking 80's atrocity!

Do they want to look like Elvira? or Tammy Faye (god rest her)? Geezus, what can be going on in a head like that? Do they see giving a blowjob as the ultimate in rimjobs? Were they leather daddy, gay men in a former life and are now channeling some deviant sexual behaviour (ps I kinda hope thats it. Make more sense to me)? Its all wacky and topsy turvy.



Anyway, the worst part of being assaulted by this display is when the light colored lipstick wears off and all that remains is the super dark, outer asshole looking line. Call me crazy but, I have to look away because I find it super offensive, yet at the same time its like a horrible train wreck that I cant look away from! I cant wrap my mind around WHY anyone would want to so brazzenly ask the world to look at their anus! Why dont they just scream at the top of thier lungs "LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ASSHOLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CREATE A REASONABLE FACSIMILIE OF IT ON MY FACE! COME AND GET IT!"

To be honest, I have no problem with a rosebud in general - part of my career means that I have to deal with them from time to time. Having said that, can we please keep the anus in its proper place? ie NOT on your face ladies, NOT ON THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE.
I cant believe I had to do a post about this. The world is a fucked up place.
Thank you and good night!
xoxo