I saw this bowler hat horror worn out last night as if it was a GOOD THING.
People, lets look out for each other! DO NOT allow your friends or loved ones to leave the house dressed like a cliche. A bowler hat with a bleached blond Madonna cut? YARG! Pair that with a short floral print dress and a blazer? FUCK OFF! That is not an outfit, its an eighties costume! If you get beat up you fucking deserve it. For Realz.
All I am going to say to the offender(s) here is, you know who you are and shame! Shame on you for allowing yourself to look like a ridiculous throwback which was never good even in the era where it was supposedly relevant. How do I come to be such an authority on matters like this, you ask? I WAS THERE FOR THE REAL THING. It was douchebaggery then and its douchebaggery now. I dont care if you are a supermodel (see below). Its bad in every way. Its also unimaginative and lazy (ie ITS BEEN DONE).
Here is an important concept: as much as you would like, you are not a celebrity. You are going to have to come to terms with that. The following is THE most important lesson that this generation needs to learn- YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS.
So, When your gay hairdresser tells you, "its cuuuuute!" Its time to turn and run screaming in the opposite direction. (No offense gays, you're great but, your Madonna fetish is out of control. Lets not even SPEAK about Cher)
OH and newsflash, Madonna sux. Get over it.
