Monday, May 11, 2009

Cupcake? Fuck off, already.



Seriously, can everyone just calm down? Its just a fucking cupcake! I dont have anything against cupcakes as a legit dessert option; they're kinda nice at a birthday party, but for fuckssakes! DO WE NEED WHOLE STORES DEVOTED TO THEM? What are they, a religion or something? Lets just get this shit under control people. I'm serious. Its a cupcake. Its not the best thing since sliced bread. I mean, look at these bloody headlines! A bit overboard wouldn't you say?

Cupcake craze to continue?

Cupcake Craze: Not Just for Kids Anymore

Cupcakes Take The Cake: Celebrity cupcake craze

Rising up to meet the cupcake craze

Sweet Success: Cupcake Craze Sweeps the Nation

Will Cupcakes Be the Next Krispy Kreme?

Its like they're the cure for cancer or something. Fuck you Martha Stewart, fuck you. This is the real reason you should be in jail.