I submit the following examples:
Two words: Tara Reid. nuff said.
The only way the above could possibly be any worse is in a senario like: giant snake versus a washed up LA rapper and a delusional pop diva/actress (whose performance in other screen jems like Gili were the stuff nightmares are made of).
Its also stars Jon Voight, Owen Wilson and Eric Stoltz. Wow! Its like watching an actor's professional life explode before your very eyes! AND its a SERIES. A FUCKING SERIES ABOUT GIANT SNAKES! WHAT???!!!
P.S. They just made a 4th one!
Uh ok. If it wasnt already gay enough for you, this one is about a giant, ancient ice snake. Laying in wait. Christ.
OOOOOHHHH, look! Its the battle royale of the worst CGI ever.
GET READY TO RUMBLE. Wrestlemania fans can BLOW ME.
Yeah. ok, already. We get it. THEY WERE A GIANT MAN MADE MISTAKE.
A bit preachy, no?
Just released to video - directly!
Luke Perry! Tom Beringer! All I can do with this one is just laugh my ass off.
I bet these guys are drunk in a bar right now bawling about how shitty this movie is and the fucking pathetic state of their careers.
And...the piece de resistance:
Whatever shred of cred Samuel L. had, he flushed down the crapper with this piece of shit. Arguably, it was already long gone, but this is the clincher. No amount of yelling MOTHERFUCKER at everyone is going to save him now.
