a la Franz Vermette.....

My Shit List
by Franz Vermette

1) the girl who kneed me at degrees and her fucking hat.
2) cabinets cabinetry things involving doors
3) the fact that no one in wpg wants to see the women, the movie.
4) plaster and how its a fucken crybaby, bitch.
5) having to brush your teeth at 2:01 am when all you want to do is go to bed
6) barefoot contessa is not on the food network anymore or what? does paris have a food network?
7) crits and how everyone in their crit talks about their ideas as though they're something great, but really its just fickle. and by talking about the "shadows" you are not exceeding the faculties pre-set conceptual marker, infact you are just buying into the language, which really is suck a trite language of veneer-based ideas. yknow
.... i'll make this number 8, but really its still number 7..
8) what the fuck. so many people are like "its this thing and you penetrate it and you feel...." like, how is that fucken possible, i can think up stupid shit like that but really? really? I am architectuallly naive, and probably wont feel like whatever it is you say I will. and how dare you make a program of what i am supposed to feel. and as if the faculty buys this shit too? like fuck. Everything is cheesy. get me out of here. there is nothing new to do.
9) the fact that i mentioned "shadows" in my crit. i would take it back if i could.

Thanks Franz. I also wonder when that BS about space which is not a space which is a "shadow" will die like the dead horse that it is. I take comfort in the fact that one day, these lame ass, culturally bankrupt wackjobs will be huddled in the shower bawling about how pathetic their lives are. And those bitches with hats are gay too.
Franzy's off to Paris! Bon voyage! a bientot!